stuttercunt

A stuttering cunt that stutters in text.

stuttercunt: I-i-I-I need t-t-to g-g-g-go 😭😭!

by Pizza ass July 28, 2023

Stuttering Tom

When 12 guys fuck one guy so hard that the spaces in his sentences disappear resulting in what sounds like stuttering.

Andy must have got a stuttering Tom last night because I can’t understand a word he says.

by Jbrooksie711 October 12, 2023

Chimney Spotter

Local nickname for a bloke in Beverley who used to walk around looking up at the chimneys on houses whilst laughing and getting sexual satisfaction! Also used to pace alongside trains in the station nodding at his reflection in the windows!

Darrel: "Who's the window licker with a hard on looking at my roof?"
Chris: "Chill mate, he's the Chimney Spotter"

by oscarino June 7, 2009

Starbucks Stutter

The phenomenon that affects folks (usually those who were born prior to 1950) at Starbucks, when they suddenly freeze and have no idea what to say or do when the barista asks them for their order when trying to buy a plain old cup of coffee.

Usually followed by groans and exchanged glances among the snotty cardigan-wearing yuppies and corporate scumbags in three-piece suits waiting in line behind them.

Can also be associated with the shock of paying more than $0.50 for a cup of coffee.

Customer 1: "Dude! Did you see that geezer get the Starbucks Stutter when he couldn't even order his joe?"

Customer 2: "Yeah! That was some serious java stage fright!"

by interregnum September 15, 2009

Old Snotter

Used car or motorcycle that's been around the block a few times, but is still serviceable enough.

The term possibly has its origins in a TV programme featuring Mike Brewer, who used it in the mid-90s, but it could date back further than that.

"I saw Jimmy driving his latest old snotter the other day, by crap, it wasn't half burning some oil."

by Raggle Frock January 27, 2013

Pucker stutter

When someone scares you so bad, your asshole meets your mouth hole and you can’t make words.

Shit Jimmy, don’t scare me like that, you just gave me pucker stutter!

by Nofilter April 28, 2020

Opp spotter

A person who is never caught lacking. Someone who finds their opps and spots them.

Jack: aye bro ain’t that you’re opp
Duke: shi bro you’re right
Jack: you a real opp spotter

by Lilkey April 29, 2022