stiff cheddar

An old Australian idiom meaning "tough luck" or "that's too bad"
It is mainly said when something bad has happened to someone and to show you have no sympathy for them
Similar to Stiff cheese

...and if you don't like sport, stiff cheddar!

by stiffcheddargt March 15, 2011

Stiff Ptr

a 33 year old loser that still lives with his mother, unemployed, and plagerizes Michael Moore movies. Also a male mudshark.

He turned down a job offer because it took time away from doing nothing. What a stiff ptr.

by Jay Pease December 29, 2007

Stiff Thomas

The act of wearing painted on pants while sporting a raging boner. For it to be a true Stiff Thomas one has to be "SOOO blown right now."

An example of a stiff thomas would be:
If you had a friend that was so blown out of his mind that all he could do was follow you around, say how much he loved you, rub random people he didnt even know, walk off of school campus and go to his house thats two miles away, not get hit by cars, somehow not remember any of it the next day, all while having a huge boner behind his seemingly painted on pants.

by Uncle Jimmy and Tio Walrus September 25, 2010

Stiff Egyptian

Legally engaging in intercourse with your deceased wife up to 12 hours after she has passed away.

Hasad bid his late wife farewell with a stiff egyptian.

by Schlomo Solomon Sandberg December 15, 2018

Stiff upper lip.

Meaning you must keep your composure in all situations.
Be tough.

Hailey : I miss you daddy -cries-
Dad : "Stiff upper lip." baby, we'll get through this.

by Nannerpus February 15, 2009

stiff one-eye

A penile erection. Also see hard-on, stiffy, chubby

"I'm afraid he might pull the stiff one-eye on me."

-- Jack Nicholson about Greg Kinnear in "As Good as it Gets"

by startrek3000 June 1, 2010

Stiff Sack

Being a boring/square person, not being involved in group activities

Chris doesn’t want a shot, he’s being a proper stiff sack

by Sandra, Holly, Emily, Chris April 30, 2021