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static hoop

When about to engage in anal sex - preferably in the standing or kneeling position, one person rubs his feet on the carpet to gather some static electricity.

When the physical contact is made onto the anus, there will be the initial shock of penetration AND an electrical shock from the static electricity.
Anita: I'm gonna do anal tonight with my boyfriend
Jennifer: Make sure you're not on the carpet when you do it or else you'll get static hoop.
by betsandbits February 19, 2012
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static dump

It's that thing where you take a dump and when your poop hits the water you realize you were so electrically charged (static) that you feel the spark in your butt, leg hairs or feet.
Heat must be on because I just took a major static dump!
by GardenGateKeeper April 17, 2016
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static character

a literary or dramatic character who undergoes little or no inner change; a character who does not grow or develop.
by Trullman December 15, 2016
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Static head

Receiving a blowjob/tongue whilst not moving.
Hey babes, fancy giving me some static head?
by Adrian Boniecki January 23, 2018
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Static-ninja11

A simp who plays 2k
Wow that's a static-ninja11 move
by Daniel 2 the electric boogaloo September 12, 2020
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static-stochastic

Proposal that causation is a momentum and not a force.

Furthermore that causation is not evenly distributed.
Static-stochastics says that causation is not a force, some correlations are more causative than other correlations, and that causation is actually a momentum
by fightfacilities November 5, 2020
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static bang

just before sex or orgasm : charge yourself with static with socks on the carpet : touch them there
I gave her a STATIC BANG on the nipples as she got off....
by uncomply June 25, 2022
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