spiffy

something especially good or awsome

sally: i just got a new car!
marry: spiffy!

by rockoutcurlysue April 17, 2006

Saffy

Saffy is usually a pretty but savage girl who hangs around with boys they usually likes to grab attention

This saffy is savage

by Savagegirl101 March 15, 2017

Spaff

To ejaculate, usually into or onto something (more than likely an innanimate object)

Id love to spaff in that kettle.

Ill happily spaff on that bints toast.

by Big-OH January 23, 2009

spaff mining

what someone does after fucking with out a condom and does not want a sprog so they finger out all the spaff and eat it. you can practcie on a nice juicy creame egg

james: i was spaff mining in some minger last night as i didnt want to have to pay child support

by dave February 21, 2005

spiffy

An all purpose cleaner invented by Dr. Nick Rivera.

Troy: I'm actor Troy McClure. You might remember me from such TV series as ``Buck Henderson, Union Buster'' and ``Troy and Company's Summertime Smile Factory''

Troy: I'm here to tell you about `Spiffy!', the twenty-first-century stain remover. Let's meet the inventor, Dr. Nick Riviera.

Nick: Troy, I brought with me the gravestone of author and troubled soul Edgar Allen Poe! (exhibits a grimy tombstone)

Troy: One of our best writers.

Nick: Yes, but unfortunately, a century of neglect has turn this tombstone into a depressing eyesore.

Troy: So what? I guess we're going to have to throw it away.

Nick: Not so fast, Troy! With one application of Spiffy, you'll think the body's still warm! (applies some Spiffy, removes all the grime)

Troy: Quoth the raven, ``What a shine!''

by trevor the greatest lover in the world December 14, 2008

Spaffle

A random word that is used as a random word when someone asks you to say a random word

Spaffle,(Spaf-ul) "say a random word"

"Spaffle"

by Alex Turb April 21, 2007

Spaff n back pabb

Where the act of spaff n pabbing is prohibited due to the lack of front pubes usually caused by excessive spaff n pabbing
The act of spaff n back pabbing is the use of bum pubes as a substitute for regular pubes

Yeah I spaff n back pabbed this slut so my wife wouldent notice the lack of front pubes

by The Jeddi May 10, 2010