Similar to a dirty Sanchez, a Smerconish is where during anal intercourse the penis is removed from the anus and is smeared on the woman's or man's face in a circle around the mouth giving a poop goatee.
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by Mr. fluffy pants September 28, 2008
Get the Smyer mug.noun/verb - when you try to have a stern (serious) face but you are just horrible at it and have a bit of a smirk on your face still. Basically a stern look combined with a smirk, smern.
You totally just smerned at me bro.
You tried to make a serious face at me but instead just a smern was produced.
Bro, why are you totally smerning at me right now?
You tried to make a serious face at me but instead just a smern was produced.
Bro, why are you totally smerning at me right now?
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A flexible word invented by Fid Copya which can have any number of meanings. Usually of a romantic or possibly sexual nature, smerble (or smerbling) can also have onomatopoeic meanings.
A flexible word invented by Fid Copya which can have any number of meanings. Usually of a romantic or possibly sexual nature, smerble (or smerbling) can also have onomatopoeic meanings.
Once her and I got comfy on the couch, we then proceeded to smerble for an hour, until her parents returned.
Cuddling is nice, but smerbling is better.
Cuddling is nice, but smerbling is better.
by Fid Copya June 21, 2005
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by beth iggy May 2, 2005
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