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smoothie maker

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A sexual act using lube, crushed ice and optional fruit flavours.
I filled our lass with lube, crushed ice and went balls deep so hard and fast I named it the smoothie maker.
by Sexpert350 April 23, 2018
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smoothie pipeline

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The device used to transport a thick blended liquid into ones digestive system, particularly after a hot girl/boy/person walk ends
After indulging on the newest Lana Del Rey Album during a hot boy walk, durrskii guzzled a smoothie pipeline to quench his insatiable desire for blended beverages.
by Twerkteamcapt February 11, 2023
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Smoothie poser

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a smoothie poser is someone who is plainly out in the open seen as a poser and doesnt even know. a smoothie poser is someone who sucks really hard at trying to be something theyre are not and gets mad when you point it out to them
real skater: dude you are a smoothie poser and you suck

smoothie poser: shut up you're such a hypocrite
by the barbie massacre May 19, 2010
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Smoothie Slap

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A smoothie slap is when a person randomly or purposfully walks up to someone holding a smoothie and Slaps it right out of their hand, then says:

"When the FUCK did we get ice cream!?"

Double points if your smoothie drechnes a hot girl with a t-shirt on.
So I walked up to this self rightious preppy kid on a colledge campus and Smoothie slapped him right in front of his hot tennis playing girl friend!
by Mad frenchman in London July 27, 2010
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Smoothie Queen

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Queen at giving good blowjobs. smoothie
"Shes the smoothie queen, she gives the best head."
by AnNiE the SMOOTHIE queen November 3, 2005
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Smoothie Powder

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Euphemism for performance enhancing drugs; steroids; HGH; Etc.
I think that guy got suspended for smoothie powder. Out 4 weeks.
by jaydub1969 July 17, 2016
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Smoothie Boob

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When you spill a smoothie on your tit. Simple as that.
Janice: Oh, darn it! It seems that I have spilled a green concoction on my big naturals!

Lisa: Just another case of smoothie boob!
by Poopmoney6969 May 18, 2021
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