Red Smitty

The guy from Young Guns who's execution they botched, according to Billy the Kid.

Red Smitty still had a head before his hanging, but they made his rope too long.

by The Original Agahnim January 24, 2022

Jack Smitty

A type of person who has no identity of their own, and feeds off of the personality of others; total copy-cat.

Wow, only after I went to the Rise Against concert did he start wearing Rise Against shirts...what a Jack Smitty!

by G-whizz January 24, 2010

Smitty

A term used to describe the town of smithfield va

Are you from smitty?

by Smitty man November 1, 2023

Smitty WerbenJagerManJensen

When you piss into the containers on each side of a drinking hat and scream, "Smitty WerbenJagerManJensen!!!!! He went number #1!!!!!"

... or whatever SpongeBob said.

"I had him put the drinking hat on and he already knew what time it was..
It was Smitty WerbenJagerManJensen time."

by ültra-violencē July 14, 2024

Smitty

A self-granted nickname. If someone isn’t given a nickname but still wants one, they will start introducing themselves as smitty. In reality, nobody calls them smitty.

Person: Hey man, what’s your name?
Jacob: Hey bro, I’m smitty!

by lions super bowl October 11, 2018

Smitty

aka josh, smity, shits, shitter or shitty... this man fucks. he has a horse cock the size of a stallion and will steal your girl when you look away. he has silky smooth blond hair and will not hesitate to slide into chicks dms. this kid is jacked and pumped up on cocaine.

Guy 1: Hey Smitty you ready to go on spring break?
Smitty: Yah shit face - lets snort cocaine off hookers asses.

by skinny dude 22 February 22, 2022

Smittied

To get pulled into a booze and coke fueled vortex of a conversation that often continues late into the night or early into the morning.

I went to happy hour last night for one drink and got {Smittied} until 5:00 AM.

by Silky Johnson 69 April 28, 2017