Fuckington Smitty

1. The classiest motherfucker ever.

2. The name you should use when you sign up for websites.

Did you see Fuckington Smitty at the party? What a hoss!

by Fuckington Smitty July 14, 2012

Getting Smitty

Getting drunk, plastered or wasted.

Hey bro we getting smitty tonight, you joining us?

by OwenOrRetro December 8, 2020

The Dirty Smitty

The Smitty is when a guy with no teeth eats the hersey kiss or corn off of the guys dick that just boned him in the ass.

Edguarwardo ate the corn off of his boyfriend Stavi's dick after shitting from the pounding he took, enjoying the dirty smitty.

by Turd Farmer 7 January 14, 2011

The Smitty Drink

2 shots disaronno and 2 shots crown apple topped with some ice.

Shlong will be long.

Let me get “the smitty drink”.

by Cookie888 July 26, 2023

the smitty drink

2 Shots Disaronno and 2 Shots Crown Apple topped with ice

Man: “Let me get “the smitty drink”

Bartender: “be careful your shlong will get long.”

by Cookie888 July 26, 2023

“Doing the Smitty!”

When a man protects his woman by using physical force, rather than discussion or waking away.

Will Smith was “Doing the Smitty!” slapping Chris Rock after he spoke about his wife Jada, before he won his Oscar.

by I am Dr Batman March 29, 2022

Dirty Smitty

A Dirty Smitty is when a frail and unsuspecting man with the skeletal structure of Mr.Burns (Simpsons Reference) requires to have his salad tossed to obtain an erection. Typically awkward and poorly coordinated sexual acts are to follow.

Hey Sara what's the matter?
My husband has been so stressed out that he's become a Dirty Smitty

Oh he's so cute.
Be careful, I heard he's a Dirty Smitty

Brad Pitt is so hot I hope he's a Dirty Smitty

by The Nard May 1, 2020