tijuana slinky

a mexican hermaphrodite prostitute. it's fun for a girl or a boy.

"my cousine went to tj last weekend." "did he go to the donkey show?" "no, he bought a tijuana slinky. my cousine has always been a little weird."

by ron c the great April 8, 2010

tangled slinky

Can be found as a card in Cards Against Humanity. Better know as James Bonds crotch when he is old.

Before I kill you James Bond, I must see your tangled slinky.

by stogination October 15, 2013

Slinky Dick

The dude at PEX Summer Festival that had a slinky attached to his dick

"Look at slinky dick over there!"

by TheElectricZookeeper July 7, 2012

Slinky Slap

when u put a slinky in your hand and fling it out and it slaps a person in the face

Bob:you suck
Me (pulls out slinky and slinky slaps)
Bob:ow what the hell was that
Me: YOU JUST GOT SLINKY SLAPPED

by Josepinapoopdosveces March 16, 2009

wagging the slinky

to masterbate; jerk off; make the one eyed monkey spit; to pleasure oneself {male version}

can be done alone/solo, or in the presence of another or group of others

by btezra October 28, 2002

Cock Slinky

When your having sex on opiates and your dick starts to go slightly limp but is still in action. Hence Cock Slinky.

Girlfriend: Whats goin on babe?
Me/You: Hold on babe I got Cock Slinky

by Mikis January 2, 2015

slinky driver

A person that constantly speeds up and slows down... then speeds up and slows down, causing traffic to act like a slinky being dragged across the floor.

"That Slinky driver needs to pick a damn speed. Yes, your brakes are still there.. Oh.. found your gas pedal again I see"

by jwalker8680 September 25, 2019