a Sélène

A Sélène is basically the most amazing person you’ll ever meet. Always there for you when you need her the most, always ready to join in on your weird jokes, always positive, always nice to everybody!

you thought I was over?!?! NO
She is also SUPER gorgeous soooo...what are you waiting for?!?! GO FIND YOURSELF A SÉLÈNE

Me: *joke* sksksk
“Friends”: awkward silence
a Sélène : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by &thehatersgonnahatehatehate September 28, 2019

Charlie Sheen

A drug that can only be consumed by Charlie Sheen himself. It is unavailable because of the damage it will do to you. It has face melting power and can cause death.

"I am on a drug, it's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body" -Charlie Sheen

by sportsfan101990 March 15, 2011

Selenator

A dedicated fan of Selena Gomez's.

Girl 1: "I love that new dance video Selena put up with her friends"

Girl 2:"I love her so much, I'm a Selenator"

Girl 1:"Me too!"

by gomezquality March 10, 2013

Selenasexual

Selenasexual means that you may be straight but gay for only and only SELENA MARIE GOMEZ.

1: have you seen Selena Gomez's new photoshoot?

2: Yes girllll and it made me so FUCKIN selenasexual

by Lisa's and Selena's bitch December 29, 2018

Snarly sheen

To do massive amounts of coke

I snarled so much blow last night they call me snarly sheen

by Snarly bah November 30, 2011

Charlie Sheen

Legendary party animal. Gets the best drugs, booze, and porn whores money can buy. The hardest fucking partyer since Rick James, may he rest in peace (See, that shit'll catch up with you!)

Oh, also star of one of the highest rated tv shows, Two and a Half Men, and he made some halfway decent movies in the 80's.

Dude, I got my 8 ball and I'm meeting up with Buffy and Cindy tonight. I'm ready to get my Charlie Sheen on!

by Cagedape February 25, 2011

afro sheen

a hair care product to help keeps one's afro looking shiny, healthy, and fashionable. usually applied after showering

"james, what the heck are you spraying on your fro?"
"afro sheen, duh, i gots to represent"

by cpt bizarro December 3, 2007