shuffle the buffalo

having a wank, rubbing one out, masturbating

When I can't sleep, I shuffle the buffalo and doze right off

by Unlikely Hero November 29, 2013

shuffle me good

when you shuffle a deck of cards really well for someone... geez get your head out of the gutter you pervert

Can you shuffle me good?

Of course i can!

by buddyluv11 May 24, 2017

Shuffle-fuck

A term used by shufflers to describe the intense connection two shufflers experience while battling or mirror-rocking .

We were trying out new moves and were going for a while . We shuffle-fucked for like an hour .

by Valofsteel July 6, 2017

Shuffle and Deal

To pack a bong and hand it to someone else for smoking.

Matthew, I’m wrecked, won’t you shuffle and deal?

by The Hylander July 20, 2018

Shuffle her cards

To Finger someone’s booty or vagina with both of your thumbs and open it.

Paul: Aye man last night was crazy! She let me shuffle her cards!

Brian: Daymn she let you shuffle her cards!

Shuffle her cards like fingering her ?rright?
Paul: Yehh man!

by Fibergirl69 March 6, 2019

Shuffle Itis

A condition of a raver when they can't get out of the same dance move.

Man that dude's got the shuffle Itis. It's contagious. I don't wanna catch that shit. I'm a shuffle-free dancer.

by Julio-Maximus July 29, 2019

Shuffle Twist 3000

This is when someone grabs ahold of a penis with two hands and begins twisting in opposite directions.

Dude, Alexis gave me the best Shuffle Twist 3000 job of my life last night!

by FuckAndSuck November 27, 2019