Shoulder Sitter

Someone who has their head so far up their ass they are sitting on their own shoulders.

My boss is such a shoulder sitter, I wonder how he can see his computer screen with his big fat head lodged in is anus.

by Saltine Nachos February 20, 2009

Pork Shoulder

A pork shoulder is more commonly known as a large seasoned roast typical of Hispanic cultures. However, internet subcultures have recently begun to use the phrase to describe a technique of sexual nature. Typically involving a man, his wife/girlfriend, and possibly her sister. The nature of the move is a mystery, but the humor involved and the dumb looks you will get are well worth it.

"So on the PD.com forums yesterday, I heard that LMNO gave his wife the pork shoulder!"

by Suu Kao September 7, 2007

shouldn't've

Contraction of 'should not have'.

Knowing the consequences, you shouldn't've done that.

by Charles Piehl May 13, 2005

bitches should be seen not heard

What you say in response to a noisy ho or a friend's complaints about a female that talks too much.

Mike Tyson: I felt very hurted when my wife brought up my problems with premature ejaculation into a conversation. I wanted to gouge her eyes out, stomp on her ovaries, and murder her children. Bitches should be seen not heard you know?
DMX: UH HUUUUUHHHHH!!!! ARGHHHH *BARK* *BARK*

by tahrone up in this bitch May 30, 2009

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by Griggles October 15, 2020

burnt shoulda learnt

when a person has gotten burned so many times they should have already seen it comin'.

Your girlfriend cheated on you but you take her back and then she does it again and you get mad about it. So she tells you, you got "burnt shoulda learnt".

by G Gonz August 5, 2007

How It Should Have Ended (HISHE)

How It Should Have Ended (HISHE) is a satirical website that was created in 2005 by Daniel Baxter and Tommy Watson that parodies major films, TV shows and video games from popular culture.

HISHE provides its own version of "how it should have ended", as opposed to what actually did, by showcasing satirical cartoons which have alternative endings that are usually more logical, realistic and often quite funny.

The team responsible for these satirical animations are:

Series Directed by
Daniel Baxter

Series Writing credits
Tina Alexander
Daniel Baxter
Tommy Watson
Matt Dannevik

Series Produced by
Tina Alexander
Daniel Baxter
Steve Sargent

Series Film Editing by
Daniel Baxter

Series Art Department
Daniel Baxter
Otis Frampton

Series Animation Department
Daniel Baxter
Brian Andersen
Eric Mehner

Series Music Department
Bryan English

Series Thanks
Tina Alexander

The following How It Should Have Ended (HISHE) is a parody of a key scene from The Avengers where Loki has the chance to escape (from Thor and Iron Man), but doesn't:

Thor: (to Captain America) You want me to put the hammer down? 
(Captain America ducks and holds up his shield as Thor leaps at Cap. The impact of the hammer on the vibranium shield creates a massive shockwave)
Captain America: Are we done here?
Loki: Hello!
Iron Man: You're still here?
Loki: Yes!
Thor: Why didn't you run away while we settled our differences?
Loki: (laughs) I'll never tell.
Captain America: OK, we're not taking him back to base, he is definitely up to something.

by The Centurion November 28, 2012