Club sandwiches, not seals

The phrase one would say to get others to save seals, but in a way, be funny about it.

Seal Lover: "Club sandwiches, not seals!"

Person: "He's right, we should save the seals!"

by Aiexxx January 5, 2009

sarsaparilla circus

When two men are showering together and a third man is in the same bathroom, taking a hot shit.

"Chad and Aric were showering together but Brian needed to use the bathroom to pinch a steamy loaf. He didn't even wait for them to finish before he barged in and starting dropping one in the shitter! It was sarsaparilla circus!"

by SquintyJones September 6, 2017

seabstain

A stain on your clothing, most commonly on your undergarments, consisting of some combination of urine, feces, vomit and semen. Usually found after a night of blackout level drinking.

I can't remember what happened last night after the twelfth shot of tequila, and I woke up with a seabstain all over the front of my pants.

by duffgita March 1, 2010

Sarsour

The female version of a cuck; a woman who calls herself a feminist but also supports Sharia law.

That sarsour gets so worked up about patriarchy, but she doesn't have anything bad to say about forced marriages of children in Muslim countries.

by PowerSlacker August 1, 2017

Search or type URL

When you’re bored AF and type Search or type URL

Alfie: I’m bored as fuck
George: Ever typed search or type url
Alfie: no
George not even QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM?...
Alfie: no
George fuck off you ain’t bored

by Oofster1010 March 5, 2019

From your lips to God's ears

Idiom expressing a wish that the desires of the person to whom the saying is spoken will come true.

The original, literal meaning of the saying indicates that the speaker wishes that whatever the addressee has just said will be heard by God and answered.

May be used sarcastically, in which case it is roughly equivalent to "good luck with that."

John: Hopefully, my investments are going to return 400%!

Mike: From your lips to God's ears.

by a tiny kitten May 21, 2010

search tangent

When using an online search engine, you see something more interesting that causes you to follow trails unrelated to what you came to search for. Sometimes you forget what you meant to look up in the first place.

Pete: Did you find those instructions on how to make functional battle spears from old rake handles?

Me: Uh, no. Sorry. I went on a search tangent and forgot. But check out these pix of Britney.

by GT88 December 9, 2008