Scottish Blindfold

When pull down your pants and underwear, you crouch over a girls face, and put each of your balls on the girl's eyes so she cannot see.

"I just gave that blonde a Scottish Blindfold!"

by Man on the ridge August 29, 2011

Scottish Tails

The Better Version of Tails and this is what happened after he died in Sonic Forces. This is a version of Tails with Bagpipes which can earrape people and his strong Scottish Accent.

"hey do you like hentai"
"yeah"
"well you should look at scottish tails"

by MadyyyYT January 6, 2019

scotten

Niet op komen dagen bij een feest of activiteit

1: Waarom is Thomas er niet?
Hij heeft 'm gescott

2: We scotten het feest deze keer

by NTX July 13, 2015

Scottish Shower

Where one starts off their shower with warm or hot water and ends with cool or cold water.

There are many health benefits to Scottish showers.

by VagueDefinition October 2, 2011

Angry Scottish Pirate.

Similar to an Angry Pirate, but haggis plunder would also be involved.

So, the male would in this order :

1. Cum in the female's eye.
2. Kick her in the shin.
3. Plunder her Haggis while she hobbles around angry.

"I was around Hannah's house the other day, so I came in her Eye, Kicked her in the shin and then proceeded to Plunder Her Haggis."
"That's an awesome Angry Scottish Pirate."

by Epic Sheep. July 18, 2009

Spottieottiedopaliscious

A very, very luscious and attractive woman. Named after one of Outkast's greatest songs known to man. They invented this word. So toss yo hat up to them.

Yes...when I first met my spottieottiedopaliscious angel, I can remember that damn thang like yesterday.

by Urban Dicktionary!!!!!!!! September 15, 2006

Scottistentialism

The belief in the sole and absolute existence of Scott.

Trevor is proud to declare his allegiance to the church of Scottistentialism. He is a Scottistentialist.

by ScottLord May 5, 2010