paper saddle

The protective layer of toilet paper you encircle the toilet seat in any unsavory bogs

males saddles: have an additional layer at the front that protects old john boy from making any contact with the rim

make sure you use a paper saddle those toilets are shitsville !

by chopmiester December 5, 2006

paper saddle

The protective toilet paper you encircle any toilet that you fear may have been in contact with ' foriegn butts ' Additional 'anti-rim' front attachment for males normally required depending on size of coarse.

God lord..did you have to use those toilets...I hope you layed your paper saddle well !

by chopmiester September 23, 2006

Saddle Face

A women with a worn leathery Face usually from being left out in the sun too long.

Jennifer has full blown saddle face, I wouldn't bang her with your dick.

by kdawg4 April 20, 2009

saddle popper

400 pound retard who plays console games by himself.. if he sits on anything inflated or wooden it pops and leaves skid marks.. He is well known for getting beat with the soap like in full metal jacket

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A casual gamer who plays fps games with a console, has very little computer knowledge outside of using his dell/e-machine for porn and for some reason thinks he owns at games.

"Look at that saddle popper, bet he buys anything waved under his nose."

by thehippoz September 23, 2009

saddle grease

The visible stain on the outer garment of a person that "shart" themselves.

Did you see the stain on the back of that girls skirt? Yeah, she is sportin some saddle grease.

by Tacettes 2013 September 23, 2013

Rusty Saddles

A sexual position similar to the Rusty Trombone except one or both participants are dressed up as cowboys or cowgirls (mix and match except able). Often a favorite with those who tool leather for a profession and those who enjoy cowboy shooting (people who dress up like cowboys and shoot guns of that era)
and they seem to all have an unhealthy apatite for fast food.
Ironically the founder of Rusty Saddles was a professional leatherman and loved to cowboy shoot.

"yo Matt loves givin Rusty Saddles to cow hos.", "gitty up lil dowgies"

by ultrauseless December 31, 2007

The Grumpy Saddle

The which entitles clicking your ankle and or cankle to the back of your leg nonstop while playing Paddy-Cake with a friend. (A very hard dance to perfect.)

"Make room on the dance floor!" "That couple is about to do the grumpy saddle!

by Koch Master June 22, 2009