worker's block

A psychological inability to bring oneself to do work, particularly for one's employer.

"Man, I did nothing but play foosball all day today. I have a bad case of worker's block."

by darrenoia2 November 7, 2013

drawer's block

When you can't think of something cool to draw.

Damn! I feel like drawing something but I don't know what to draw. I hate drawer's block.

by Da yung booty bandit February 18, 2015

Piper’s Block

When an individual experiences difficulties with what to say when trying to seal the deal with a female

I don’t know what to tell her i’m experiencing piper’s block

by extendokyle December 13, 2021

Writer's Block

A condition in which a writer or author cannot feasibly type words onto their computer and every last drop of inspiration soup has been drank and nothing is coming to mind that would make sense or not sound like bulls* and all your friends are expecting you to finish chapter 13 and wondering weather or not billy the fantastic will make his way out of the cave or be stuck there forever.

Also known as "Ihatemyself" syndrome that can also cause yourself to bang your head repeatedly into your keyboard and hoping any of the blood spilled on the letters will bring something into your head to replace said blood and allow you to continue your story.

"Bob: Is Jeff finishing that book?
Jane: No, he told me he has Writer's Block."

by Potat 1 August 12, 2022

Chopper’s Block

A common phenomenon among consistent chop-enthusiasts involving losing a train of thought or forgetting any and all vocabulary skills after snapping a bowl

Damn bro that last bowl gave me a case of Chopper’s Block

by YoungSkooby November 9, 2022

typist's block

Like writer's block but for typing. The phobia that you'll overwrite the best saved version of your work that stops you from editing and redrafting.

I had to redraft my novel with pen and pencil because whenever I sat down at the keyboard I got stuck with typist's block

by MyPy July 18, 2023

Pi’s Block

The math constant’s equivalent of writer’s block. When the number π frustratingly finds herself facing a blank page with zero output on her part, often spewing out a string of four-letter words.

Unlike her constant counterparts like e and 𝜙, rain or shine, π doesn’t give the excuse of pi’s block to rationalize why she’s semi-productive or unproductive on certain days.

by Numerati August 11, 2024