Rumpled

When totally stoned and steaming. Definitely time to call it a night, but I may be able to visit KFC on my way home!

Guy: Can I get you another beer or a spliff mate?
Me: Fuck no! I'm totally rumpled, I gotta get home before I fall down.

by InTheNameOfBofA August 11, 2012

RumpleDwarf Dick

A small bodied male, who is often rude and asshole-ish. Constantly making fun at other's to improve self esteem.

Other meaning: Someone who thinks they are the shit. But in reality, needs "the shit" kicked out of them.

Dwarf Dick in question: Hey, I fucked your mom last night. HAHAHAHAHAHA. And she said she never loved you, hahaha. Awww you gonna cry?

You: Fuck off RumpleDwarf Dick.

Example2:

Dwarf Dick in question: Yo, I could woop your ass!

You:Hahaha, your such a RumpleDwarf Dick. Hahahahahahahahaha.

Dwarf Dick: (cry's)

by Wilhelm Longshanks September 21, 2009

romped

To be humped

John was romped by a stump

by ROmper August 16, 2003

Rumpel Stiffskin

Another name for a penis

"After Bonnie got done scrubbing the crock pot, I bent her over and gave her a good poke with Rumpel Stiffskin."

by Marquis70 April 30, 2008

rumpet

Meaning the explusion of gas from the anus. Also known a a fart or anything else that means the same.

"Dude, back up. I just let off a monster rumpet!"

by JakeTeamXtreme February 5, 2007

ramped

to be ramped is to be worse the wear from alcohol

i'm well ramped, i'll have to get a taxi home before i vomit over that fat bird sitting in the corner

by santorini January 25, 2009

Rumpelstiltskin

1. A Dwarfish creature who will spin yarn into gold in return for a first born child

2. The inability to achieve an erection after a night of rumping.

Girl: "What's wrong, baby?"

Boy: "Its not you, its me. I've got a goddamn rumpelstiltskin from all the rumping earlier."

by dan wants credit for this December 31, 2009