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Roner

When one shits in his or her pants, producing a large lump seen from behind as a rear boner.
Hey Ben, that's a mean roner you're sportin' there! Damn it smells....did you shit in your pants? Next time, call me and I can come cover your class for 15.
by TravellerBeyond January 6, 2010
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Rosenrot

A song from the album Benzin by the german rock band Rammstein. The song is about a boy who does anything for the girl that he loves. In the song he climbs up a mountain to get a rose that this girl wants.
Tiefe Brunnen muss man graben
wenn man klares Wasser will
Rosenrot oh Rosenrot
Tiefe Wasser sind nicht still
by BlaZe-182 February 18, 2008
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rosterbate

When internet tards with no history of managing professional sports teams endlessly discuss what roster moves their favorite teams will make during the offseason.
I don't mean to rosterbate, but if we sign cliff lee, derek jeter, and chuck norris, i think we'll have a chance next year.
by timmah55 November 7, 2010
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Roner

A Roner (row-ner) is a random boner.
I was sitting on the couch walking Sportscenter when all of a sudden I popped a Roner.
by RufusDude July 6, 2010
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rosterbator

One who masturbates to rosters; an enthusiast of fantasy sports or professional sports in general; one who watches ESPN SportsCenter twice a day.
Jim: Hey Mark what's up?

Mark: Not much bro I was just on my way home from work.

Jim: Hey, did you... *stops and checks his iPhone* What the fuck! Chris Bosh had only 10 fantasy points last night?!

Mark: Jim, quit it... I don't want to be associated with a rosterbator.
by acelticsfan November 17, 2010
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Rohnert Park

A really boring town full of wangsters and skaters
Guy 1: wanna go to rohnert park?
Guy 2:no
Guy 1:why?
Guy 2:because its full of stupid skaters and wangsters
by Fucktard ShitBob November 1, 2008
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Roner

An erection that does not have a precursor.
During a presenation on the real estate market Scott was surprised to see he had a roner since there was no obvious stimulant that would arouse him.
by DonE BDS February 28, 2010
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