A one-word description of a person who exhibits symptoms of lazyness, sloth, liberalism, or an overall entitlement attitude (i.e. one who exudes an assweasel mentality).

or

One who, by simply being alive, elicits feelings of hatred, anger, and an overall desire to give the Roberto a rapid onset of sudden death.
I thought that employee was going to be great when we hired him, now he's turned out to be a fucking Roberto-esque piece of shit.

or

I really want to rip the arm off of that Roberto-esque piece of shit and beat him to death with it.
Get the Roberto-esque mug.
stoner, with a rubber toe. but.. sexy, funny, amazing, there for you when u need him. GREAT! in bed.
make u scream O-H! virgo. can be shy but very confident.
freak. will procreate.
by ceciliia June 15, 2008
Get the roberto herrera mug.
Roberto Durante is the author of the spiritual adventure for children calling "The Little Light Point" published by PublishAmerica and Amazon
This is a warm a spiritual adventure for the children to create a world filled with love and peace. Never forget that we are light being having a physical experience and not physical being having a spiritual experience. Roberto Durante
by RoninA September 11, 2011
Get the Roberto Durante mug.
A Brazilian football player who was a great player during the 1990's-2000's and can do the most impossible shit nobody's ever seen. Such as his free kick vs France, or his angled shot when he played for Real Madrid.
Roberto Carlos GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 20, 2023
Get the Roberto Carlos mug.
A stupid ratty old pigeon who looks nasty on camera
Person who isn’t Eva: ROBERTOOOOO SMILE FOR THE CAMERA!!

Have you seen Roberto the pigeon today?
by Robbie the pigeon October 12, 2018
Get the Roberto the pigeon mug.
To wake up your male partner by way of fellatio. In other words, the best way to start his day.

The phrase comes from the Alec Baldwin movie "State and Main" but for no known reason.
girl: "My boyfriend lost his job yesterday, so today I decided to wake up roberto."
by bernard l. October 27, 2007
Get the wake up roberto mug.
ISR is a private school located in monterrey mexico and it is one of the best schools in mexico. The kids who go here are the best at many things and have very good education.
The kids that go to San Roberto International School are the best at everything even tiktok.
by ISRstudent October 27, 2019
Get the San Roberto International School mug.