Ring of Mayo

The practise of spreading mayonnaise around the edge of a pate in a restaurant so that when the waiter comes to pick up the plate s/he gets mayo on their hand.

'I will continue to do the 'Ring of Mayo' in Weatherspoons until they change policy'

by Lyle Hardgrove December 19, 2011

Padmei Rigging

Electrical wires or electronics assembled or customized in under 5 minutes using: duct tape, USB extenders, electrical tape, super glue.

Fuses will be blown.

The opposite of MacGyver.

Padmei: My car PC isn't working "today".
Everyone: Sweet Padmei Rigging.

by War Towels December 23, 2009

Beaner Rigging

taking a piece of crap car and trying to make it nice by using spray paint and other cheap materials.

I saw my neighbor beaner rigging his 1992 toyota tercel by spray painting his rims purple and rewiring the audio system.

by coopone September 7, 2012

Root Ring

1. A thick, meaty band of skin around the base of a circumcised male's penile bell end.

2. A cock ring, constriction band or other ring pleasure device used to engorge and stimulate the male penis.

Sandy prefers circumcised men but always enjoys finding a male with a meaty root ring around the head.

Roger enjoys the extra staying power he has while wearing his leather root ring during sex.

by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2015

hush ring

A hush ring is an engagement ring given with no foreseeable intention of marriage. It is usually given when a couple has been together for several years (usually with children) and the woman nags the man about getting married.

Man I gave my girl a ring so she would shut up about getting married.
So man you gave her a hush ring.

by QueenMum February 15, 2017

Wedding ring fetish

Sexual desire where gratification is linked to a wedding ring of your mistress or lover.

When I saw the video of our sexual activities, I realized I have a wedding ring fetish.

by Nath_Light May 13, 2019

Gold Ring

when your friends stand in a circle to do a shot of Jameson, each person pouring the shot in the mouth of the person to the right of them

a human caterpillar of taking shots

we had the best st. patrick's day, the entire bar got involved for an epic gold ring

by Cliff718 September 20, 2016