research rapist

(noun): a person who contributes nothing to the research idea or execution, and insists to put his or her name on the research artifact (patent, paper, software, etc.).

Al Dacier contributed nothing and insisted to have his name on the paper. He is a research rapist.

by jackeroff April 29, 2016

Reesedawg

Verb. The act of having anal sex with no lube to the point a butt fire starts.

My homeowners insurance said they would not cover the fire damage because it was started by my wife and I Reesedawging.

by Redrum_____ May 28, 2018

Researchy

When you decide to look up information, but it was spur of the moment

I was thinking and I got all researchy and started looking into it

by Georgiasgreywitch July 17, 2018

researcherbright

Tiktoker with a couple thousand followers online. Literally just shitposts about feds and science.

"did you see that new post about physics?"

"Oh yeah it was on researcherbright account right?"

by ihatetiktokers June 5, 2021

Research goblin

A person that does extensive research on a particular topic as a job or a fascination.

He was a research goblin for the news channel.

by Only a Beta September 7, 2021

Research assistant

Bellboy and washing machine of a professor.

I like my research assistant because he always washes my dishes and carries my briefcase.

by Secondary Metabolite May 27, 2022

vigorously reseat

A pick-up line commonly used by network engineers and datacenter staff.

"Hey babe, want to vigorously reseat tonight?"

by piatek February 12, 2019