Repainting the Carpet

Euphemism for period.

Valentine's day is ruined, I will be repainting the carpet on the 14th.

by Sleepless Author March 3, 2015

Repained

To senselessly revisit an unenjoyable experience or decision despite it being spectacularly obvious to everyone around you it will change nothing.

Eg.
A Uni student asking for a remark of an exam that scored less than half the required pass mark.

Men bringing up old arguments they previously lost with their spouse.

Every Decision Review System call Tim Paine (Australian Cricket Captain) has made.

‘Smithy, Jono is heading over to chat up that glamour (good looking woman) again’
‘I bet he’s repained’

by The Foss January 16, 2021

reparm

to replace the parmesan cheese upon reheating an Italian dish

“I will reparm the chicken for dinner tonight.”

by justhavingalaugh August 24, 2022

Repainted

A texture pack that replaces all of the textures with random memes.

this repainted sucks, they didn't even replace more than half the textures

by evil poob September 10, 2022

pasta repairman

1. (n.) A man or woman trained with skills in repairing pasta, usu. with bandaliers of elbow macaroni, rotini, and rigatoni.

2. (n.) Slang. An apostrophe.

1. I cooked my rigatoni too long and now they're all splitting open.. better call the pasta repairman.

2. You abbreviate microphone like this: pasta repairman, P,H,O,N,E.

by MattFP July 15, 2005

dildo repairman

an individual that attempts humour with sexual innuendos, whilst also changing batteries on vibrators and having a vocabulary of a thousand smelly names.

Example One Enters as Vagisil_Pop_Tarts
Example Two Enters as bloody_crusty_tampons
Example Three repair_ur__needed_thingys

Scenario Four
Ring Ring
Person One Hello
Person Two Hello sir, Mr Dildo Repairman. I would like to confirm your pizza order. Could you please confrim.
Person One. Huh

by (Stormy) Anita Parsons August 12, 2006

occulus reparo

A magical spell which is used in the reparation of spectacles. This is the first spell performed by Hermione Granger in the popular Harry Potter books/movies.

Harry: "Fuck me Ron. I just broke my Goddamn glasses."
Ron: "Hang on a minute, and I'll go get that cooz Hermione."
Hermione: "Oh Harry. It looks like you broke your glasses. If I fix them, can I get bratwurst in my fun bucket."
Harry: "You bet your sweet ass."
Hermione: "OK. Here goes. Occulus reparo. See good as new. "

by C. Dub November 7, 2006