donut receipt

Senseless waste.

"I bought a donut and they gave me a receipt for the donut... I don't need a receipt for the donut. I give you money and you give me the donut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this." - Mitch Hedberg

"I can't believe they're not going to recycle all of those cans, what a donut receipt."

"That new appropriations bill is full of donut receipts."

by dj jazzy 123 April 1, 2010

recepians

People who write recipes.

Tara: This triple coffee nutella recipe is new to the recepians
Melissa: Yes it is my friend

by sheepgrazer September 21, 2018

Skeeter Racked

The act of quickly running up to an object, person, or place and skeeting on said object, person, or place.

Dude, I just skeeter racked your dog.

by Weeeelldone June 24, 2007

Lonely Receptionist Syndrome

Work-induced ailment caused by understimulation of the intellect and excessive internet access. Symptoms include frantic e-mails nobody cares about; knowledge of your 3rd grade best friend's Facebook status at all time; and carpal tunnel syndrome.

Cures include getting a better job.

Today I sent my ex-boyfriend six e-mails within twenty minutes asking why he didn't respond to my previous e-mail, from 10 minutes earlier. Had zero answers after 35 minutes, which is unacceptable. Then I posted 5 Facebook statuses about how I felt. My psychosis is obviously a symptom of Lonely Receptionist Syndrome.

by AssistantExtraordinaire February 21, 2011

we just recently had steaks

Also knows as, wjrhs, is the english pronoun for choads having a fine dinner of steaks.

We just recently had steaks at bob sags

by Steaksjaycee August 14, 2018

recepticle

Recepticle or receptacle to "receive back,"

In Zoology
*an organ or structure that receives a secretion, eggs, sperm cells, etc.

Common use
* women that receive secretions, spermatozoa, etc. without requiring a condom.

"left me a voice message. "Next time you use me as a cum recepticle, please..."

by SuraScent June 9, 2007

Receptionista

A young Euro-Trash female hired to greet guests and answer phones, typically characterized by the inability to speak proper english, to keep her breasts in her shirt or her skirt length below her ass, favorite accessories include hooker heels, hair extensions and flashy coloured nail polish.

"Hey, did you check out the new Receptionista?"

"Yeah, I wonder if she's earning her salary by banging the boss."

by Tony Red September 2, 2009