Raliowal

A very distinct creature most notoriously known for it's excessive speed of speech, which leaves many of it's peers utterly baffled and bewildered. In elementary terms, as Mr. Raliowal himself so elegantly put it, " Sometimes I speak so fast I mumble.' Surely, many of his peers have taken much enjoyement in Mr. Raliowals constant "fuck-ups" and this has earned Mr. Raliowal the prestigous title of "Railson". In further pursuing Mr. Raliowal's flaws , we cannot overlook the innate human(although quite excessive) desire to engage in sexual behaviour. For instance, his sheer enthusiasm to participate in an orgasmic explosion involving himself, a female and another male ( however, it is not yet confirmed if a female is even in Mr. Raliowal's plans, but sources say the male is known to be the "MONSTER" bhavneet). Nevertheless, despite these outstanding issues, Mr. Raliowal is extremly kind-hearted and will share absolutley anything with anyone ( not sure if the information is always welcome). This specie's hobbies include tanning, mumboing, hiding in the dark, and slamming bear.

There goes Raliowal

by Sabaratnam Monster Arulkumaran August 12, 2009

Radio Kid

Someone who listens to only mainstream, radio songs. This person has no individuality in music and goes with the flow of mainstream popularity. They have a very linear range of songs, often having very few or little songs.

1. "She's so lame, such a radio kid. All she does is listen to Chris Brown"
2."He's such a radio kid, he only listens to mainstream, and radio music."
3.Teenagers who like to only listen to the hottest hits on radio and think that its the best music out there.
4. People who play radio songs very loudly on transportation, thinking its cool
5.Teenagers who bag other genres because its 'indie' or not known.

by Nick and Peter December 30, 2009

Radioheaded

When you discover a new Radiohead song, and listen to it for so many days, you get into a state of mind where you are inexplicably happy or unexplainably mellow.

Friend one: "What's up man? You haven't been saying much. You alright?"
Afflicted: "Dude, I feel like I'm swimming over an abyss".
Friend one: "Are you Radioheaded?"
Afflicted: "Codex. Three days."
Friend one: "Nice."

by EddyForeskin September 7, 2013

wetness to laughter ratio

A ratio relating to the volume of urine excreted concurrent with laughter which may be used as a fairly reliable estimate of how funny something is.

Pissing myself the whole time and unable to stop, I cleverly cited the prank’s wetness to laughter ratio as an excuse.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 16, 2019

Fellatio Ratio

In a sexual relationship, the overall ratio of fellatio performed to cunnilingus.

Dave: Yo man, my girl just dumped me. I don't know where I went wrong.
Jeremiah: What was your fellatio ratio?
Dave: It was about 1 to 4
Jeremiah: Well, there's your problem. It should be 1:2 at a minimum. 1:1 is ideal. You need to satisfy your woman, playa.
Dave: But it strains my neck!

by Dr. January August 19, 2008

Painters Radio

Cumming on a girls face while she is asleep

Im gonna leaver her face like a painters radio!

by Crennaldo July 17, 2009

The Loomis Ratio

The Loomis Ratio is simple: for every 1 guy there are 4 girls. Underclassmen are preferred. The Loomis Ratio needs a couple of requirements to take place. The Loomis Ratio should be accompanied with sums of alcohol, dance music, and a bonus is if the host's parents are away for the duration. If all goes to plan the full effect of The Loomis Ratio will be felt. It will be a night that the partiers will never forget only if they are able remember.

One cold night in the deep winter of the Northern Midwest, the host implemented The Loomis Ratio which resulted in the temperature risin', dance floor bumpin', and the host drunkin'and sex...thus being a night which profited from The Loomis Ratio.

by Mr. Samuel May 26, 2006