raptored

to be attacked from the side whilst being distracted by something in front of you

"yo, you just got raptored!!" (usually during Call Of Duty)

by BeeKnees April 5, 2010

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Ruptured rectum

a rectum(anus) that has been penitrated causing seepige of body fluids (mostly blood) through the anus

His ass was disgusting, he had a ruptured rectum!

by Sam December 8, 2004

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cunt rupture

when you fuck a girl so hard her vagina exploded and everyone comes flowing out on top of you. said to feel better for the woman than an orgasm.

yo i was hittin' that bitch last night and i made her cunt rupture. shit was messy af.

by John Yang July 12, 2017

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rapturebate

1. To masturbate while thinking about the Rapture, Mark of the Beast, Great Whore of Babylon, etc.

2. To diddle one's ass while imagining getting Rapture Fucked by Harold Camping.

1. As Rick Santorum stood in the shower thinking about the Rapture his hands moved slowly downward and he began to Rapturebate. He imagined finally being able to tap the Jesus Hole. Yes he knew the Lord was coming soon. Yes coming. coming soon, coming soon...

2. Renowned felcher Pat Robertson stuck four fingers up his saggy old prison wallet and dreamed of his favorite fantasy Sodomy Clown, Harold Camping.

by Cuntoleezza Rice November 13, 2011

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ruptured nuptials

When a marriage or relationship has has either ended or in serious jeopardy.

"Dude, what's up with Bill lately, he's awfully moody."
"I know, I think he's got ruptured nuptials."

by billigan August 3, 2007

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Raptuie

When in the bath tub soaking in your own filth. You let a fart go and just before it hits the surface of the water you bite it.

Man I had the rankest raptuie last night. I just about barfed.

by Jonny Five Fingers July 1, 2009

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ruptured balls

UHHH...
Could be the painfull outcome from sliding down a rope.

When you slide down a rope and your balls Feel like soap...
you've got mail.Huh? NO NO you've got ruptured balls.

OR

When your slammed inthe door and your balls hitthe floor...
you know what you've got?

by mavros July 25, 2008

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