Raimster

1. Element in the anterior segment of an old Gaelic saying: "Once a Raimster, forever a Shaimster"

2. A frequent song lyric; paired with "Shaimster" to great effect; frequently found in instances of parallelismus membrorum

a. "Raimster you can drive my car; Shaimster's gonna be a star. Raimster you can drive my car; Shaimster, I love you."

b. The old Norse adage: "One in the Raimster, but two in the Shaimster"

c. "Fool me once, I'm a Raimster. Fool me twice, I'm a Shaimster."

d. "Ask not what your Raimster can do for you, but what you can do for your Shaimster."

e. "Love thy Raimster as thy Shaimster"

f. "Finkel is Raimster, Shaimster is Finkel!"

g. "Some Raimsters wait a lifetime, for a Shaimster like this."

by Haasi April 1, 2009

Railed

The act of dicking someone down hard. Term used specifically when Harry Styles is in SaraleeBread’s Insta account.

“🍆🍆🍆💦🚂👻”

“what does that mean?”

“Getting railed to death”

by dolphano November 17, 2019

Detroit Rail Car

The act of using acetabular external fixation rods as handholds for better leverage during sexual intercourse.

That prostitute didn't want to get her ex-fix removed because she gets better tips when she utilizes the Detroit Rail Car.

by Wonga Wango July 5, 2022

Getting railed to death

🍆🍆🍆💦🚂👻

- Sara Lee commented with a few eggplants, water drop, a train and a ghost emoji and that's a reference to?

- Getting railed to death, yes.

by Larrygotcockblocked November 19, 2019

railroad

"To railroad" means to rig a situation such that events can only play out in a particular manner, or to a particular end. When applied to a trial, it means to manipulate the judicial system such that a defendant is virtually guaranteed a conviction. The metaphor derives from the nature of a railroad track, which does not offer a train the ability to choose its path of travel.

"The lead prosecutor railroaded Eddy into a first-degree murder conviction: she relied heavily on the testimony of unqualified experts."

"If you are hosting a murder-mystery party, avoid railroading your guests into quickly solving the case. Give them freedom to pursue tangents in the storyline they find interesting."

by xopwo July 24, 2012

railroad shit

Going to the restroom on company time and staying in there for a half an hour.

I was having a bad day at the office, so I took a railroad shit.

by jrndakota November 8, 2006

Railpig

A girl who is skinny as a rail, but eats like a pig.

Check out that skinny bitch in the corner eating a half-pounder and chili cheese fries, damn, that girl's a Railpig.

by Moostachio September 11, 2011