creedo-race

A 5 mile race between the illussive sand dewlling panda,the Gobi-fish from the premetazoric era and finally the tree swinging otter-goat.

Let's watch the creedo-race and place money on the mink-ferret he is disguised as the gobi.

by 2EYEMIKE October 21, 2006

shit like a racehorse

Taking a dump with a massive amount of poop. This term usually doesn't apply to a quick power poop with only a couple of small turds.

After the big supper I ate last night my first priority was to shit like a racehorse this morning.

by Seymour P. Clyde Aloysius Jones July 26, 2006

Race with the Devil

Metaphor for driving home as fast as possible so you don't crap your pants. Usually follows Denny's Chili Dog or Nachos.

The devil's challenge can not be rejected, you just have to clench and drive like mad.

"How was the Race with the Devil last night?"
"Thankfully I beat him and made it home with clean drawers."

by Rex Splode January 6, 2010

rat racer

We are Rat Racers
We are Hacker Men
We will Hack you
We will
We are Better then you

Cryf4ll: So what are you?
God: We are Rat Racers
Skyler: WTF DOES THAT MEAN

by Rat Racer May 24, 2019

de sa race

Litterally "of his race"

Used as a complement to an insult to reinforce it

Putain de sa race - Bitch of her race

by antben January 4, 2012

race queen

The really hot Japanese women who advertise products,(often cars)in Japan by standing there and being incredibly hot.

I didn't come to the trade show to see the newest models from Toyota, I came to see the race queens.

by Dr. Yang August 19, 2003

Oreo Races

A naked sprint during which participants must race a predetermined distance with an oreo stuffed between their ass cheeks. Loser of the race has to eat the oreo afterwards.

I lost my dignity last night when we had to do the Oreo Races down the street.

by kg339 November 20, 2011