roflbsst

Rolling On the Floor Laughing, But Somehow Still Typing !

Generally used by smart know-it-alls to show their intellect !

1 - "Roflbsst, haha, you're so funny !"
2 - "Roflbsst ?"
*1 Explains meaning*
2 - "Shut up now you smartass !"

by Hig09 December 20, 2009

ROFLAW

"Rolling on the floor laughing and wanking".

Coined by Ricky Gervais in his blog on February 2011.

I was having a threesome, and while these girls were scissoring, one of them queefed, they looked at each other in disgust for a few seconds... They both thought the other one farted! I literally ROFLAWed...

by admmak February 22, 2011

Raffler

Raffler

Pronunciation: -\'ra-fler\
Function: noun
Date: Circa 1860

A person frequently given to raffling; especially: one who raffles on public transportation

"mah boy dropped outta school. He dun gone off da make hizzelf into a Raffler."

by Luvz2raffle January 17, 2008

Raffles Junior College

A ~premier~ institution for higher learning. Student population is 90% incestuous with RI/RGS kids with 10% from other schools. Students party every night and have hangovers the next morning, smoke in isolated stairwells and makeout in handicap toilets. Nobody hands in homework unless they're from China but everyone takes 73094750 tuition classes.

Retainees are cool, Triad is the school band, and everyone is addicted to ice lemon tea. All science students take H3 (advanced subject). Arts students try to overcome their marginalization by having rave parties in school with alcohol and getting hickies before being reprimanded the next day.

But everyone leave with crazy!good results anyway.

1:RAFFLES JUNIOR COLLEGE'S FIERCE! The students party all day/night and they still get good results!
2: inoerite! :(
RJC Students: Don't hate us cuz you ain't us. :)r

by rafflesians July 27, 2008

ROFL

An acronym for "rolling on the floor laughing". Typically a stronger, but equally as often ill-used version of wordlol/word.

"that's so funny rofl"

by Trafton August 2, 2003

rofl baked

being so high on marijuana that you can't talk, you can only roll around and laugh

stoner 1: what was jon doing on the floor for three hours last night, was he drunk?

stoner 2: no dude he smoked so much weed he was rofl baked the whole time

by jon2kj June 27, 2009

rofl my wafl

A variation of the phrase rofl my waffle where the word "Waffle" is quite obviously replaced by the similar sounding word "wafl" to better match the preceding rofl. Usually used as a lengthened version of Rofl for added humor or to express feelings of shock.

"Did you see it? She nearly killed herself!!! ROFL MY WAFL!!!!"

"Well rofl my wafl, I didn't see that coming!"

by TheCrimsonMoon May 21, 2009