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roasted lemons

It means your ass cheeks are going to burn from severity of verbal roasting/abuse
Boiiii your about to have roasted lemons if you dont shut your mouth!
by SHALACKS March 21, 2016
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roasted squash

A white as hell male that was previously a burnt zucchini, but has upgraded to the next level.
Dalton used to be a burnt zucchini but he is now a roasted squash!
by Minimal Chode April 12, 2017
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roasted tomato

a hot girl or guy that many people think is attractive.
"Damn, did you see that girl in the coffee shop? She's a roasted tomato, man. I'd like to take her out sometime."
by cow7 April 17, 2017
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Roasted Neckless Almond

Man Richard has no neck he is such a roasted neckless almond.
by nadiealadog February 24, 2017
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roasted hands

When your giving a guy a hand job, and he screaming and moaning because of your hands technique.
"That girl gave me the best roasted hands"
by Oooo killem August 21, 2017
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roasted potato

by imweird.com November 17, 2017
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Roasted a nut

When you get 1 of your balls squashed during sex
Sorry boss can't make it to work today I roasted a nut last nighr
by Jayba11s January 9, 2018
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