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Arby's Quickie

When you have involuntarily popped a huge throbbing uncomfortable boner in the midst of a non-private or public situation. So you then decide to go to the nearest Arby's and buy the beef n' cheddar sandwich, go to the public bathroom provided, and fuck the sandwich through the buns like theirs no tomorrow. When you nut, the cum looks like mayo, so you go find a homeless person and give them the sandwich as if it was a good deed.
Man, I popped a huge tent pole at Arby's today, so I thought I would pull an Arby's Quickie on this homeless dude.
by jasepi May 4, 2017
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quickies and cream

The term you use to describe the feeling when you want both a tasty dairy desert and a good time but not a long time.
To your tinder date: “hey meet me outside coles for a quickies and cream. The ice cream is on sale”
by Neverbeentoeurope January 15, 2018
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quickie giggle

hard core quickie (blow job) while shes giggleing
your ma gave me a quickie giggle during radio and chill
by carotman August 19, 2016
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Quickie Mop

after a sexual act, a quick cleanup without showering
She wore him out all night; he better do a quickie mop before he passes out or his cock will be glued to his belly in the morning
by Mr. Ed August 10, 2015
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LinkedIn Quickie

To connect with random strangers on linkedin, only to endorse each others' skills without any real conversation or background check.
Bob: Wow Alice, you have a lot of professional connections.
Alice: Naah, they are basically for linkedin quickie.

Discord servers are now the new red light areas for linkedin quickie
by mayukhm December 9, 2020
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Bro quickie

When two guys(usually best friends) give each other blowjobs.
"hey man I'm feeling pretty lonely you wanna do a bro quickie?"
by Coldjoker July 7, 2016
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uber quickie

A couple orders an Uber/Lyft from home and once the app confirms the time until arrival; that is how long you have to have sex with each other, orgasm and clean up before the Uber calls/messages that it has arrived. (Everyone wins, including the Uber/Lyft driver who gets two very happy riders)
I’m about to order a ride; you down for an Uber quickie?!
by Epic Ridge January 3, 2019
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