queef

An older person with age-inappropriate, or anachronistic musical taste.

60 years olds that listen to happy hardcore. Chloe's Mum's boyfriend is Queef. He's down the social club, listening to Scandalous 2.

by gingeryeti December 13, 2010

queef

The funniest sound on the planet.

Melanie queefed while I was fucking her and I had to stop, I was laughing so hard.

by sh0gun January 14, 2008

queef

The fart that comes from a female genetalia during or after the wild thing.

"Oh my god, it was me and Brad's first time having last night and i think i queefed!!! Oh my god, i was so embarrassed!! But he told me that he thought it was hot! Ew!

by Stephanizzle Pimpettizzle May 16, 2006

Queef

A vaginal fart.

Cheri queefed so loud, I heard it from across the hall.

by BP Cubed March 24, 2009

Queef

Vaginal Expulsion Of Gas

despite being male, bobbo can queef better than you

by dubfoo December 16, 2006

queef

a fart out of the vaginal area

"dude when i tried to finger myself, i queef ed so loud

by uhhhMARISSA December 28, 2005

queef

The whole-body covering worn by particularly ugly ultra-orthodox muslim women as a mark of oppression. Related to a burkha, but usually found in pastel colours and on the clearance rack for 75% off.

Wow! Look at that lovely mauve queef she is wearing!

Suzie Shariah was poor and only had money to buy a queef for the dance.

by loathsome in london October 26, 2011