pied piper

Blowjob variation, where the blower runs their lips up and down along the shaft of the penis while the blowee whistles a tune.

Suzie gave me a pied piper last night, and whenever she hit an off note I poked it in her eye!

by dudelove March 27, 2005

pied

A form of public political disagreement, throwing pies at a speaker.

Ralph Nader, Bill Gates, Bill Kristol and numerous others have been pied by people protesting them.

Videos can be found on Youtube, if you want to see them.

by prettybored4 December 24, 2008

pied piper

a term used for R-Kelly because he has so much in common with the pied piper

the pied piper back with his new song snake

by d July 31, 2003

Cream pied

Lots of cum in the Vagina or on the body

Jess was absolutely cream pied after josh had cummed all inside of her

by Hot stories January 7, 2021

piedmontero

to coax an old homeless bitch up to your apartment for sex in exchange for a mars bar, you must have sex with boxing gloves on. to communicate with her use her notepad, because of course, she is deaf and mute. alright

i was stuck for a ride so i went for the old piedmontero , i am itching like a mofo, but i kept her notepad as a momento

by buckins May 16, 2006

Pied

Pied is often used to describe a situation in which someone has been "owned" and have been heavily dissed. Pied is often used against blondes as they are usually the most pieable.

Someone gets megged in football:

Person 1: Ah man you got pied
Blonde: Ug Ug Ug

by TomChattaway December 16, 2006

pyded up

to be in a bitchy, pissy, annoyed, angry or pissed off mood and exibiting an ill attitude.

Cristi was all pyded up when I saw her today....guess someone just really pissed her off.

by barefoot professor July 7, 2009