Mustachio Buttcakes

When you are driving or riding down the street and see a good looking woman from the backside. This includes, but not limited to, great ass, nice legs, female gate, full bouncy hair. Sadly upon inspection of the front end you find a beard or nicely trimmed mustache. A terrible trick that god decides to play with the human form.

Hey man slow down that chick has a nice ass. Oh wait, there's a beard! It's a Mustachio Buttcakes!

by buckydelarocha April 28, 2015

Dirty Pistachio

Usually refurring to when a girl has a mustache. A Dirty Pistachio can be seen if you watch the porn film, Hairy Lesbians Gone Wild, on the pornstar Morgan Lewis. This normally means that this chick has a longer mustache than the man!

Wow that cougar has a Dirty Pistachio
OR
I had sex with that Dirty Pistashio last night
OR
I only date girls with Dirty Pistashios

by A.Dot Dizz December 6, 2006

Mustachio

a member of a tribe that lives deep in the rain forest of Mongolia. they glue fake mustaches to their topper lips.

tyler the mustachio is constantly stroking his fake mustache.
For a lady mustachio alex looks pretty good with her glue-on mustache.

by TyMy March 31, 2011

Nasty Pistachio

A vagina that tastes so bad that you have to eat a different vagina because it is the only thing that can get the awful taste out of your mouth.

Tom: I ate this girl out the other day and I can't get the awful taste out of my mouth no matter how many times I brush my teeth.
Dick: You gotta go eat out a different chick.
Tom: Why's that?
Dick: The only way to rid yourself of the taste of a Nasty Pistachio is to eat a different one out of the bag.

by Dale Wholphin November 11, 2011

Pistachio Wallop

A sex act in which a heated pistachio, walnut, or other sort of nut is inserted into the rectal or vaginal cavity and then forcibly broken.

"Bitch, I'ma give you a pistachio wallop!"

by Gordoandbrian January 1, 2004

pistachio

A woman of loose moral character.
Further, a woman that one takes home for the night.

Coming from the Ludacris line "I was with some nasty ho's eatin' pistachios."

"Alright, you can have the room tonight, I'll sleep in the lounge. Just make sure that this pistachio doesn't touch any of my stuff."

by PH Loom June 21, 2007

Pastachoni

Pasta, but really really small. Incredibly small.

I’d love some carbs, but not too many, so I’ll opt for the pastachoni.

by Fupadirect June 2, 2021