baptist preemie

when the conception is premature, rather than the birth.

Sarah Palin's son Track just had a child three months after the wedding; must be a baptist preemie.

by BJ33196 August 22, 2011

Preemo

Preemo (pronounced: Pree-Moe): Synonymous for "awesome", "great", "dandy", etc...

Wow, this used paintball gun I bought for $75 works preemo. What a preemo deal!

by Creator_of_all_things_preemo April 8, 2010

preej

contraction of pre-ejaculation

"I was all fired up until he preejed." "As soon as I touched it he preejed all over himself."

by thebunnyhorse December 1, 2004

preech

(noun)
Opposite of a leech

One who illegally distributes content, produced through the effort and expense of another party and then complains, piously, when their efforts are not appreciated.

The guy whines all the time cos he thinks everybody should kiss his ass for uploading all that ripped-off music. What a preech!

by TwoSheds July 20, 2009

Preemptive Strike

The act of spraying air fresheners in public a restroom before taking a dump.

Man 1: That was a delicious taco.
Man 2: Sure...just make sure you do a preemptive strike before hitting the crapper.

by notwebster January 20, 2014

preemptive puller

Someone who tries to open a car door before it's unlocked, making the driver have to unlock it again just for them.

Stop being a preemptive puller, it's annoying.

by M. Kempson December 28, 2005

Preemptor

A person who puts their hand on their nose before releasing flatuance, and therefore preempted their flatulance.

Laura is a preemptor

by canadiantina November 25, 2006