Hooker Punching

to lure a lady of the evening over to yourself or your vehicle and let her get close by asking a question in a low voice. When she approaches you , you really molly wop her in the face.

Me and Jeff went "Hooker Punching" after we pulled the robber on our old ladies.

by Frank da tank August 23, 2006

Punching Jerry Garcia in the Nose.

A reference to hard Female Masturbation, which may refer to the act with or without an orgasm accompaniment. Also see, Flicking the Bean, or Diddle the Skittle.

When Carl came home early, he accidentally interrupted his girl franticly punching Jerry Garcia in the nose.

by Kars March 24, 2008

punching out a slab

Means that you are about to take an even bigger crap than "giving birth to a Texan"!

After eating at Hometown buffet, I had to "punch out a slab"!

by cesar May 13, 2005

Punching the Sack

Any activity involving touching or pleasuring the scrotum/Balls, how ever you call it.

After playing video games, Brian suggested playing a game of Punching the Sack with Max. ;)

by moars June 4, 2010

PunchLine

The witty part of a joke or rap. Also ends the joke or rap.

Rap: I met a girl named selest with big breasts, when she touched me , i was hard like a spanish test.
Joke: How does a zombie get pleasure.
He monsterbates.
Those are punchlines.

by Dunno what the f** that is. March 6, 2009

Punching the Pope

verb: While masturbating, position your thumb so that on the downstroke, you stimulate the tip of the penis.

Punching the Pope is fun, and it gets the job done faster!

by Bigg Mike July 3, 2005

Walking punchline

to constantly be the brunt of jokes.

Gavin is the walking punchline of his own life.

by RoofRoof January 10, 2008