Pulled a Kolchins

To always talk about getting together with local friends when you are in town, and then once you are in town you don't call them or give them advance notice, but post pictures of your local visit on social media

I remember discussing with Josh that we'd get together with the kids when he was in town, but he pulled a Kolchins and came and went without any notice he was around

by Ligity June 23, 2015

pulled a joe

the definition of pulled a joe is when you tell a opp your ganna shoot there house up and get the feds called on you

yoo fam that kid just pulled a joe

by bolton demon shit April 9, 2021

Pulled a Putin

To attempt something and totally fuck up, resulting in unanticipated, negative outcomes wildly beyond the immediate blast radius.

To believe one’s own bullshit for so long that one develops dangerous/foolish confidence, takes action, and spectacularly fails, devastating millions of people.

Uncle Vlad pulled a Putin by thinking he’d easily seize Ukraine, leading to the complete collapse of his country’s economy, the death of thousands of Russian soldiers, increased NATO spending, and the loss of his honorary Judo belt.

Ashli Babbitt pulled a Putin thinking she’d roll to D.C. and “protect” the Constitution on January 6th, 2021 — Biden was certified as President, she ended up getting shot in the chest, and the effort was declared a domestic terrorism event.

by Chad Zelenskyy March 2, 2022

pulled a prigozhin

- to entertain the entire world for less than a day.

- to promise huge yet underdeliver.

the wagners sure pulled a prigozhin short of moscow.
yeah, but it was sooo entertaining while it lasted.

by fbjexshbnu tree cshgg June 24, 2023

pulled a situation

The act of an unprovoked attack upon any form of concrete when one is fearful of their actual opponent.

Mike sure pulled a situation when he when he hit the wall with his head and knocked himself out, because he was scarred of Ron.

by thetimemachinedidit September 24, 2011

Pulled a Salvail

The action to randomly pull out your penis as a part of a show of dominance during a work meeting. Can also apply to surprising a colleague with your exposed genitals during seemingly unimportant work situations.

The person in a position of authority during a meeting: "Do you want to know what I think of your idea?"
*Proceeds to pull out penis from pants*
Colleague after the meeting: "Damn he totally pulled a Salvail during the meeting!"

by ThE_NoMaDsOuL285 October 18, 2017

Pulled a Courtney

When you sneeze when coming up on an intersection while driving, run the red light, and hit another car.

"Dang, I just totaled my car." "How'd you manage that?" "Oh I just pulled a Courtney"

by H-peezy January 30, 2012