puke bomb

Its when you drank way too fast because you thought you were cool but your really an asshole,then you decided to do those 3 shots of tequila and make an ass out of yourself further,then you went to take a piss and you felt sick and midway through your piss you gagged and then your stomach forcefully ejected a high powered puke bomb. asshole

Hey check out the wall in the bathroom stall it still has the meat stuck to it from my puke bomb.

by CHICAGO GUY January 31, 2009

puke johnson

Slapping style of bass playing associated with funk music.

I been diggin' on some Red Hot Chili Peppers lately. That little ugly dude in his drawers can get all over that puke johnson shit, man...

by exitflagger April 30, 2008

pukeonable

pukeonable means something so gross that it could make you puke on it instantly.

your face is pukeonable.

by GAZAMINA October 22, 2008

puke puddle

a puddle of puke. A pile of bullshit. A bundle of lies.

"Stick it out
Don't swallow the poisssonnn.
Spit it out
Don't swallow the lies..."

RUSH

Dogs go back to a puke puddle and lick it all up. Trained Pavlov dogs who can't think for themselves keep falling for all the bullshit coming from snake oil salesmen, corrupt politicians, money-stealing gurus, rip-off artists and more. People need to start thinking on their own and quit lapping up puke puddles.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice March 15, 2009

pukeitanglia

A conditon by which any body hair becomes tangled and or matted when contaminated with vomit and then allowed to dry.

It's a shame no one would hold her hair when she was puking. The pukeitanglia is making it stand straight up!

by Felatio Do Good April 2, 2010

puketard

A person who is so stupid, they make you want to vomit.

I just watched "Jersey Shore." Now I despair for the human race. As far as the eye can see, nothing but puketards.

by Maxhole July 15, 2011

pukescent

pu-kes'-cent Nauseating, repulsive.

Ed: What did you reckon to the vocals in that jazz piece?
Richard: Ewww. They were pukescent. I had to clench my buttocks.
Ed: Yeah, it was all a bit pretentious.
Richard: You wouldn't catch the Sex Pistols writing slimy shite like that.

by mp666 July 25, 2013