Prostitician

A portmanteau of prostitute and politician. One who is in the trade of lending their charisma, image, and pretended good faith to a cause which they natural interest for. A serial political prostitute.

That particular candidate only pretends to care about the thing's he's talking about. He's a total prostitician.

by urban werbster October 24, 2022

prosticeute

The actors in the pharmaceutical commercials who prance around all smiling faced and happy while the voice over warns of the deadly side effects of that particular drug.

I enjoyed watching the prosticeute play tennis while incubating a brain tumor from the drug she takes for excessive flatulence.

by Roger Roundly September 30, 2023

plasmatic-identity

noun: one stage beyond gaseous identity narratives and two beyond fluid identity narratives.

That plasmatic-identity entity is too hard to fathom, having an identity that is so plasmatic that it keeps changing erratically.

by MinistryOfDEW December 19, 2023

pragmatically

In a sensible and realistic way that is based on practical rather than theoretical considerations.¹

In terms of philosophical or political pragmatism.²

¹ "They acted pragmatically in response to circumstances"

² "The acceptance of an empirical belief might be pragmatically justified"

by VerySmartDictionaryPerson November 16, 2023

Promantic

When someone only forms romantic connections with someone who plays a professional sport.

Stacy: “have you read that new romance novel it’s so promantic!”

by SaltWater Siren December 1, 2023

Phomatic

To act charismatic or to portray to others in away you will seen more likeable

Be you're self stop being so phomatic.

by A,N,K July 30, 2024

Progimatically

Progimatically means something like precisely but idk how to use precisely 🤷

Person1: would you bark for Timothée Chalamet?
Me: progimatically.

by GargoyleOnYourRoof March 3, 2024