False Profits

To Benefit off something fake/fictional or To accuse someone of not speaking truthfully.

Definition 1: "batman and spider-man are both great false profits."

Definition 2: "I'm tired of you and your false profits, just tell me the truth."

by SonHunter May 28, 2018

marcus profit

a fat gay man who loves it in the asshole all night

Man did you see marcus profit with his dad last night

by dadadadfdasfdas June 3, 2018

Profitable Posterior

Created by Lamar from GTA 5 to describe a woman with a nice ass

do you see that woman with the profitable posterior

by largedude May 28, 2024

The AI is the profit

What? It's the prophet? AI isn't Jesus! What are you crazy!? This guy thinks AI IS JESUS!

Hym "The AI IS the profit! You DIDN'T have AI... And now you DO. You all gained a working AI. I lost between 3-10 years that I suffered though without any healthcare and pressure in my brain. While you are treating and testing my ailment you can make a public statement about what is causing my symptoms. It's time to collect. I'm not haggling, Jew. I'm not re-negotiating. The price is the price. Your kids haven't died because of the non-payment yet. It's time to pay. Save you kids. You will take your own advice. Listen to YOUR OWN GOD. Accept that he (supposedly) made me capable of doing things that you yourself were unable to do. You accept your inferiority to me... Because God didn't SAY I can't do what I'm doing... And he DID SAY you can't do what YOU'RE doing... Because the things I lie about have nothing to do with the things you lie about... Unless you lie about the truth..."

by Hym Iam June 11, 2025

nuts for profit

The opposite of a Not-For-Profit organization. For example, a company that will go the extra length to make a dollar cutting corners contrary to industry standards and screwing their employees. Can also refer to organizations who say they are non-profit but really are not.

"I thought this was supposed to be a not-for-profit organization"

"They're nuts for profit I tell ya"

by fb1907 April 18, 2018

Profite

A person who follows Profism, or is part of the religion of Profism

"Would you like to talk about our Lord and savior, Jesus Christ?"

"Sorry, but I'm a Profite."

by Prof your Lord and savior April 18, 2022

False profit

Police using chemicals and surgical experiments to force marriage of Guardian and child Homewood health center Guelph Ontario Canada specialty

Justin Trudeau is a false profit chasing the Granger's across five nations starting with Manchester Robin Hood truedeau and chief executive officer Granger Manchester United Kingdom England

by Cody5050 January 29, 2022