Someone who comments on the internet or social media posts from the couch. Typically commenting on topics they have no formal education or experience in the topic's field. Look on Facebook for post with over 50 comments for best examples of couch professors.
This 15 year old couch professor is telling how i should set up my race car.
Damn couch professors think they know so much about climate change and poiltics.
Damn couch professors think they know so much about climate change and poiltics.
by Ping207 August 9, 2017
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A know it all.
A know it all.
Person A: "Gary was dumping his COD-kid weapon knowledge on us at the range yesterday."
Person B: "The dude's a total shit-pot professor."
Person B: "The dude's a total shit-pot professor."
by Rampant June 29, 2012
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The very intelligent are sometimes preoccupied with weighty matters (as they suppose) insomuch that they forget about more prosaic matters -- such as remembering keys, wallet, phone, appointments, etc.
The teacher showed up in class, on time -- but forgot it was Tuesday, not Wednesday -- and was halfway through the lecture before the absent-minded professor realized he was teaching the wrong subject matter. On the plus side, I understand Einstein's Theory of Relativity a lot better than I did. I hope it shows up on our Physical Science 101 exams...
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Get the professer finesser mug.The oldest and funniest character in Futurama; Fry's great-great-great.....great uncle; the father/creator of Cubert Farnsworth; a prestigious member of the Academy of Inventors.
Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth: "Good news, everyone! The university is bringing me up on disciplinary charges. Wait! That's not good news at all!"
by juanchito March 1, 2008
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Loves Carrie Underwood and Elle Woods and plays monopoly often.
Loves Carrie Underwood and Elle Woods and plays monopoly often.
by SuggaDaddyV June 28, 2009
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"professor" implies sarcastically that the offended person is intelligent.
"professor" implies sarcastically that the offended person is intelligent.
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