Probles

When you make a mistake you want to make again and again.

That was your probles and you are wanting to do it again.

by 🔐QueenMcBossy💋 May 29, 2018

you know you got problems

A term used to tell somebody that they aren't in no way better than you and that they themselves have issues, but don't want to show because they want to maintain a image as if they have it all and got it together. Every body has problems.

Mentioned in a Too Short song.

Adam: Man my, 1991 Ford broke down and I have no money to get it fix man.

Steven: Well maybe if you would upgrade and get you a better car like my brand new Mercedes-Benz, you wouldn't have that problem.

Adam: Fuck you bitch, you know you got problems.

by thatdude23 October 10, 2012

third world problems

When someone doesn't know how to properly use "First World Problems" and accidentally uses "Third" instead. Sometimes, someone named Chad is known to use the term incorrectly - then argue about it indefinitely.

"Your <insert first world problem here> is a thing? Third world problems"

by StephCoast September 12, 2013

white problems

Idle complaints to be distinguished from real issues like famine, war and terminal illness which actually matter.

E.g. Feeling vaguely unhappy in your hedonistic lifestyle, having no money because you routinely blow it all on un-necessary crap, losing the Internet connection in your studio rooftop apartment.

Guy 1: "Leave Jake alone. He has problems"
Guy 2: "Real problems or white problems?"
Guy 1: "err..."

by steve825 September 3, 2011

Problems

To fart on an extreme scale of either quantity(volume/amount) or quality (potency/linger time)

Arr mate you've got problems

by Team Cabbage August 30, 2006

problemistics

The art and craft of problem dealing. The methodology for finding and solving problems.

The activities of researchers, designers, planners require a methodology for dealing with information, ideas, actions and this is what problemistics is all about.

by Piob December 8, 2009

prolovespect

One easy word for a potential girlfriend or boyfriend. A prolovespect is a person you like but aren't dating or sleeping with them yet. Polyamory comes with plenty of prolovespects!

"Prospect" is too non affectionate to use for someone you like; therefore:

Prospect + Love= Prolovespect

Pronounced: pruh-luv-spekt

I am really starting to like this guy... he's definitely a prolovespect now!

I didn't know she was your prolovespect ...

Hopefully we will go from prolovespects to lovers tonight.

by Pseudorain January 28, 2019