Prolapse-fuck

The act of returning a prolapsed rectum to it's original place with an erect penis. Also used as an insult.

"That dude is a total Prolapse-fuck!"
"When she tore her rectum, I just prolapse-fucked it back into place."
"I had a dream that I was in Hell, and my punishment was an eternal prolapse-fucking.

by Evad Brovachek December 18, 2011

porfaplis

ghetto spanglish slang.

this is pretty much the spanish/spanglish version of plskthx, formed from the melding of the spanish "por favor" and english "please".

ai guantu haf won, porfaplis??

les go au tunai, porfaplis??

by cucusa May 11, 2008

Profanity

Profanity is a religous tabo,which needs to end.

Little boy: Damn.
Priest: Dont use that profanity. Or you'll fucking go to hell.
Little boy: but...
Priest: I'll but you..heh.

by Classicrocker42o May 11, 2006

Gaynal prolapse

The messy result of an extreme anal bashing session, where the insides of the rectal passage divide by zero, falling out all over the other guy's cock.

Variations of this may include the second male inserting his custard cannon into the prolapse, spaffing all over the bleeding mess, re-inserting everything back into the ass canal, and sewing it up again.

Neil's bedroom was a total mess this morning, his gaynal prolapse exploded all over the sheets.

by Source_421 March 19, 2010

Profapstination

Procrastination which involves masturbation in it. (Regardless of the number of times it's done)

Tim: I get hungry everytime after I do profapstination.
Mike: Everyone does.

by kt11000 August 22, 2016

Profalasting

To be a pro at failing to last whilst having sex

Girl 1: So will you be getting with Phillip again after last night?

Girl 2: No, he's profalasting *laughs*

by strangelittlenicky July 25, 2009

profashional

one of my college time word-mergers. wordmerger
Used then to describe store design project.

Basically intended to mean:
the blending of fashionable attire within and related to your chosen profession.

This suit will provide just the right "profashional" edge during the interview.

by nojob Bob February 5, 2010