pervert row

The front row of chairs right on the stage at a strip club.

Hey, if you're not going to tip, get off of Pervert Row.

by Ben Lookin September 14, 2008

Penis Pervert

Someone that is constantly looking for penis.

Jamal: Dam B, I need me a bitch right now...

Tyreeq: What kinda bitch doe?

Jamal: I need me a penis pervert.

by Jim Proactive April 8, 2019

Closet Pervert

This term has its origins in Japan, where Japanese perverts share a common addiction: They love dirty school girl's panties.

NOT, and I repeat NOT the same thing as a gay man who hasn't left the closet yet.

Closet pervert is a term generally used to describe creepy men who seem as though they're hiding a nasty (very nasty) fetish from the world.

Fujiki: That man is creepy.
Sarah: He must be a closet pervert.

by vivaci January 19, 2010

Pervert 5000

the epitimy of being a pervert

"I was getting a lap dance by a beautiful woman, while my friend was drinking a beer at the table, by himself, looking like a pervert 5000."

"Yeah, John has been to the gentlemen's club every day this week and spent his whole paycheck. He is officially a pervert 5000."

by ole'dad13 June 28, 2009

provert

A pervert who has attained legendary status among his peers, usually by enjoying the sickest, most demented sexual acts or thoughts.

by ltdrifter February 2, 2003

Preventing Spontaneous Human Combustion

To let one rip
First coined on the hit show:south park

ex:

Man:Dude that was sick it smells like eggs...
Dude:Hey man just preventing spontaneous human combustion here...

by Fucktarded Scarecrow August 1, 2009

preversary

the prequel to the anniversary. If someone is getting married a year from today, today would be the preversary. Another excuse for a woman to get upset when her man forgets their preversary.

Girlfriend: Happy Preversary Baby!
Boyfriend: What's a preversary?
Girlfriend: Next year on this day we'll be (getting engaged, married)
Boyfriend: Uhhh ok

by thatg1rl December 2, 2009