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Presidential Jackson

Also known as the stonewall. The act of putting one's mate upside down against a stone wall, and vigorously thrusting the male member within the confines of her ass. Refers to president Jackson's nickname: "stonewall".
Dude, that chick is so different during sex.
Yea dude. That chick'll even go for a nice hot presidential jackson.
by Adam Pickett October 6, 2006
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presidential scandal

When a man, prefferably in the presidential posistion, preforms an attrocity to the congreggation.
Zach, you must have known she was only 11! That's a presidential scandal.
by iangoeth August 26, 2005
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Presidential Pardon

When the president farts in the company of criminals he says "Pardon Me!". The criminals retort with vigor "No No No Pardon ME!".

A confused President suddenly absolves the criminals of their sins and issues a Presidential Pardon so they are freed.
Embarrassed Presidents issue a Presidential Pardon in the face of confusion.
by amulet_1972 April 30, 2010
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Presidential Douchebag

A president, presidential candidate or cabinet member who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, however not yet reached fucker or motherfucker.
Obama's lying and hypocrisy has reached such levels that he is now classified as a "Presidential Douchebag".
by TruthSayer2451 September 9, 2009
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Presidential Hoopty

Air Force One.

Reverse useage is to refer to one's hoopty as Air Force One.
1. You gotta stay in school if you every want to ride in the Presidential hoopty.

2. Pile the kids into Air Force One, we're going out for ribs.
by Col. Dr. May 5, 2006
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Presidential Dick Fiddler

The man or woman hired to "Fiddle" or wank the presidents dick when the first lady is gone.
Todd: Man I need a new job
Eric: I heard there looking for a new Presidential Dick Fiddler

Todd: Oh Boy!
by Mr Lopes June 9, 2015
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2016 presidential election

A reality show where the winner gets access to the U.S. nuclear arsenal
I would like to put in a write in vote for anthony weiners dick-pic for the 2016 presidential election
by vatonyjmu1978 September 16, 2016
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