precoshion

A "beforehand" safety-measure which involves following the "modern-day Golden Rule" (i.e., "Do unto others before they do unto you") of completely pounding everyone else around you into a shapeless pulp, so that these other humans can't "get you" first.

I asked the local constable why he carries a "cosh" (nightstick), and he said it was "as a precoshionary measure". Let's hope he does indeed only use it in a true emergency, eh???

by QuacksO June 30, 2019

Provisions

(n) term used to described the stash of food you plan to eat after consuming cannabis

“Which one of us is going to the store to get provisions?!”

by Cocosmom September 6, 2020

preciioous low

When you demote from d4 to gold4 in a 12 year old videogame and need duo boost to get back wih negative winrate whilst playing supports with zero impact

''bruh you're not goomba low, you're preciious low''

Preciioous low, low elo, stuck, playing with 2 left hands

by hahxd123 June 23, 2021

Pressional

Refers to the misspelled version of the word “professional” in a video of a pilot in a plane talking in a very unprofessional and rude manner to the passengers before a flight.

“When yo’ pilot came from the streets and left his pressional side at home😭 😂”

by H3yTon3s July 7, 2021

Procasion

Procasion is when one is learning to trust another.

It will take a lot of procasion for this relationship to work.

by PEEonTREE March 3, 2022

precessionalism

a condition in a population beginning with birth of a fetus that is abnormally full at birth but not entirely frozen.

"precessionalism has affected babies from Latin America, where there is no precessional period"

by defin1t10n5 April 16, 2022

ProVision ISR

An Israeli security camera company, notorious for their products being prominent in schools located in New South Wales, Australia.

These ProVision ISRs are the bane of my existence right now!

by Dansk35 August 29, 2023