Phantom Pisser

Not to be confused with phantom shitter, the phantom pisser involves an individual with a full bladder walking into a public bathroom, switching off the lights, storming the first stall with a person in it by kicking down the door, and then unloading a warm spray of urine on the unlucky stall-goer. The pisser then sprints out of the restroom as fast as humanly possible without revealing their identity, thus becoming the phantom pisser.

-"Dude did you hear someone stormed into the girls bathroom and pissed on Emily?"

- " Yeah who did it?"

- " I don't know. They're just calling him the Phantom Pisser."

by Thent Vandercamp September 8, 2010

phantom thieves

The phantom thieves are a group of people who Fight Justice and give Courage to people

"Yo you saw tha Phantom Thieves? "
"Yeah they fight for justice"
"And they gave me courage "

by Sansthepunguy6 January 22, 2018

pantomath

𝙋𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙤 - 𝙢𝙖𝙩𝙝
Pantomath refers to a person who is eager to know about something and try to learn everything about it to get the shit done.

Also: a Pantomath sometimes learns for giving suggestions like if you get the person focused on a topic he/she will know it inside and out by diving in to all the research studies and meta reviews found from the sources and get a rather deep quick study on the topic to acquire sufficient knowledge regarding that particular topic.

Eg: Amrith is a (pantomath) he gives me suggestions and always tells me he is eager to learn everything he possibly can.

by iLUSION August 23, 2020

Chinese Phantom

International university students who are usually from China or East Asia (but can also be from other parts of the world), who live in halls of residence with other students and stay in their rooms all day, don't socialise (apart from at Phantom gatherings) and often don't even introduce themselves to fellow flat mates.

On the odd occasion you may see a Phantom poke their head out of their door, however if they see any sign of human life they quickly retreat back in to the realms of their Phantom cave.

Usually you only get one Phantom every couple of flats, but for those unlucky people who are stuck in a flat full of them, our hearts go out to you.

"Hi John how are your flat mates then?"

"Not too bad, but I have a couple of Chinese phantoms, I never see them, they just stay in their rooms all day and never come out!"

by BuffyThePhantomSlayer October 13, 2011

phantom hat

Phantom hats or phantom glasses occur when you've been wearing said apparel for some time and can still feel them after they're no longer on your person. Peace.

"I've got a phantom hat on."

"No, Greg, you just haven't showered in three days. Pass the Pam."

by Ian February 2, 2004

phantom ping

When you use too much discord and hear the discord ping sound at random times even though there is no ping you lonely fuck. This is not a ghost ping (which is real). A phantom ping isn't real and you are imagining it.

Phantom Ping: PING!
You: Who pinged me?
Everyone else: No one.

by Wyattagum October 19, 2020

Phantom wipe

Wipe once nothing there, twice nothing. You’re starting to lose all hope in your ability to wipe yourself. Again you go in for a third wipe. And you see nothing there you begin to panic and wipe a fourth time nothing there. This is what is known as the phantom wipe. Any time you go to the bathroom and wipe yourself you check the toilet paper. If you don’t you should to make sure your getting all the … (well you know, crap). If you check and there is nothing there the first though the fourth time you just had a Phantom wipe. Or you do not know how to wipe yourself if this happens every time you go to the bathroom.

(Friend 1 has just come out of the bathroom) Friend 1: Hey dude I just had a Phantom wipe.
Friend 2: no way, those are so scary when you have the Phantom wipe.

by Glockman1727AK47 January 10, 2009