Lane Position

The Lane Position is when you, and (a) friend(s),

and lay down in the middle of the road (preferably

a lane w/ more traffic), with an erection. The first

one to become flaccid wins; the loser loses his penis.

This can be accomplished side-by-side or, one after another. (feet-to-head)

Exceptions:

Cars need to be going fast. The faster the car, the

more extreme.

No Blacks. (they'll never win)
No Asians. (they'll always win)

Friend 1: Want to go on the interstate, and do the Lane Position?

Friend 2: No, I am black; therefore I will not be able to partake. You see, I am too well endowed.

Friend 1: Oh.. well, would you care to partake, Friend 3?

Friend 3: Fuck no.

by Nickef October 16, 2010

Clean positive

The act of cleaning up more than the mess you make.

Person 1: "My house is soooo messy"
Person 2: "You should ask Kaja to move in with you, she will have the house looking great in no time - she is clean positive"
Person 1: "Bring it!"

by Santa's girl March 13, 2011

doggie-position

A sexual position in which the female gets on her hands and knees while the male thrusts from the back. Commonly referred to as doggie style.

Hey man, what do you think about our economy?
I don't know but my favorite way to have sex is in doggie-position.

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by butterba11s June 23, 2016

Mexican Wall Position

One illegally enters Usa and stop to have sex against Trumps border wall. All the weight of one partner is completely supported by other partners arms partner against wall having no feet on ground. After climax both parties take a shit on photo of Trump and glue to border wall with said feces or ejaculate.

Django Candy puts Dee Lila in mexican wall position after crossing mexican texas border and finishes on Trumps face.

by Dee Lila March 21, 2019

ALEX SEX POSITION

alex sex position, just a sex position called alex.

is that the alex sex position?!

by OLYMPIOUS February 1, 2022

I'm not just sure, i'm HIV positive

That cartman says when he is asked if he is sure.
episode 1201

Butters:Are you sure we should be doing this?
Cartman:Butters, i'm not just sure, i'm HIV positive!
Butters: OH well i guess thats true..

by Samanthaa* April 19, 2008

Positive elixir trade

A Clash Royale term representing when you perform an action, and a different action affects you in a way that leaves you satisfied or feeling like the original action was worth doing.

Comes from placing down a card in Clash Royale to oppose the enemy's card, and still keeping enough (or in some cases, getting more) elixir to fuel your next push.

Simple Example:

Jack: *Hates fruit roll-ups, gives one to John, who loves fruit roll-ups.*

John: *Hates Coke, gives one to Jack, who loves Coke.*

Jack and John in unison: "Positive elixir trade."

by Fascist Nazi January 31, 2020