1 definition by Nickef
The Lane Position is when you, and (a) friend(s),
and lay down in the middle of the road (preferably
a lane w/ more traffic), with an erection. The first
one to become flaccid wins; the loser loses his penis.
This can be accomplished side-by-side or, one after another. (feet-to-head)
Exceptions:
Cars need to be going fast. The faster the car, the
more extreme.
No Blacks. (they'll never win)
No Asians. (they'll always win)
and lay down in the middle of the road (preferably
a lane w/ more traffic), with an erection. The first
one to become flaccid wins; the loser loses his penis.
This can be accomplished side-by-side or, one after another. (feet-to-head)
Exceptions:
Cars need to be going fast. The faster the car, the
more extreme.
No Blacks. (they'll never win)
No Asians. (they'll always win)
Friend 1: Want to go on the interstate, and do the Lane Position?
Friend 2: No, I am black; therefore I will not be able to partake. You see, I am too well endowed.
Friend 1: Oh.. well, would you care to partake, Friend 3?
Friend 3: Fuck no.
Friend 2: No, I am black; therefore I will not be able to partake. You see, I am too well endowed.
Friend 1: Oh.. well, would you care to partake, Friend 3?
Friend 3: Fuck no.
by Nickef October 13, 2010