Poseidon's burp

When you rip ass so hard it travels forward and gently blows the hair on the bottom of your balls. Can sometimes be a Poseidon's tickle.

Demi Lovato: Whats good drake!
Drake: Broski I just felt Poseidon's burp!

by nhigas May 27, 2021

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Poseidon's Rape

Similar to Posiedon's kiss, where toilet water splashes up to touch your butt from the splash of your poop, except it goes up your butthole.

John took a crap and felt Poseidon's rape as the toilet water went straight up his butthole

by catofsad July 26, 2021

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A step up from a Poseidon's Kiss, Poseidon's Wrath occurs when you diarrhea so forcefully into the toilet that you not only get a bit of water on your butthole, but your entire exposed bottom is covered with diarrhea water, including your buttcheeks and ballsack/taint area. A Poseidon's Wrath means more wiping, due to the entire bottom becoming covered in shitwater.

"Dude, I heard that splash from out here. Was that a Poseidon's Kiss?"
"Worse... A Poseidon's Wrath."
"Ugh, god, yeah, you do still kinda smell like shit..."

by xurban November 30, 2021

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Poseidon's Dick

When you hit a bong and the water comes out with the smoke and deepthroats you.

"Wow bro! I just got a taste of Poseidon's Dick!" said mickey with a dripping bong in his hands.",

"Nice dude, poseidon visit's me daily!" Dale returned.

by dyke, dwyke July 26, 2022

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posidedons poop

1. When your poop goes and flushes itself
2. posidedon comes and slaps your poop and then leaves and then come back a few seconds later and flushes the toilet and if you say thanks he will give you 1 bucks if not he ends your life

1. Today while I was pooping I pooped a posidedons poop man it was wonderful like OMG OMG OMG
2. Today I got a posidedon poop man like that's why I'm in the underworld right now

by Doggy Yeet June 28, 2022

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