poot

an affectionate term mostly used to define cats, but can be used as a noun to show affection toward your love one(s).

I love my furry little poots, they are so loving.

I love you, you're my poot <3

by gracie4938 April 28, 2010

Poot

a name for a goofy friend who falls a lot.

Nooph is Bon Jon's poot.

by Bon Jon March 23, 2005

poot

poot for those of you who really want to know, is Pennsylvania Dutch slang for an errant weed gone to seed-especially the wind carried seeds of a Dandelion or milk weed pod. I'm sure its origin can be traced back to a similiar word in the High German of the Palatinate of 300 years ago.

"The young girl earnestly made a wish, then sent the poots adrift with the force of one breath."

by pootlover March 22, 2004

Poot

Poot = Poop + Toot. The equivalent of a shart but for anyone under age 2.

I thought you just had a toot but looked and it was really a poot.

by NickPDX September 16, 2014

poot

a faint release of internal gases, what gang gang calls people that aren't sweetpies

i just pooted in his mouth!!

ur a poot and im a sweetpie!

by kboheezy December 6, 2004

Poot

An unidentified substance excreted from the female genetalia after an orgasm. Usually brown in color and blamed on other people. Other forms of the word include poots, pooted, pootage, pooty poots, and pootles.

Person 1: "That was a great orgasm!"
Person 2: "What is that brown poot coming out of you?"
Person 1: "I don't know, it must be from you!"
Person 2: "I think you definitely had some pootage on that."

by D's Hoes December 9, 2008

poot

another word for poop,meaning digested food coming out of your butt

poot on you

by grundle monster September 24, 2003