A a sudden passing of gas that is neither heard or smelled, but can be felt as a bubble in the back of one's jeans.
Sitting in class, Jeremy was glad that no one had noticed him poot, but was still uncomfortable with the gas left in his pants.
by darles chickens January 07, 2010
Armenian slang term, usually vulgar, for the vagina. Similar to the English use of the word, "pussy."
by Tkhmar November 13, 2006
Pooted (past tense) 1. the combination of pooping and farting simultaneously . 2. a type of shart. 3. also known as pooping and tooting (i.e farting) at the same time.
Jeremy realized after farting, he had pooted. He then preceded to the bathroom to clean up his epic shart.
by Clay McHenry December 03, 2009
to 'poot', to let off a 'poot'.
to 'poot' is to politely fart.
a "poot", a polite yet still offensive fart.
to 'poot' is to politely fart.
a "poot", a polite yet still offensive fart.
I held on for what seemed forever, but a poot still managed its way out.
sorry, I'm afraid I just hooted a 'poot'.
I smell a little poot in this house.
You sir, are a poot.
sorry, I'm afraid I just hooted a 'poot'.
I smell a little poot in this house.
You sir, are a poot.
by Dan<3 September 04, 2006
by I lovv chocolatee May 18, 2008
by scoots November 08, 2004