by mahaugher March 28, 2010
it means love. you only say it if you are uwu. it came from <3. because "<3" looks like a fart. poot poot fart
i poot poot you.
by jaeminiscute November 12, 2019
by Ryan January 30, 2004
aww, I love you too poot-poot.
by ZEROKOOL234 April 7, 2004
Word used by Bible-toters to replace the objectionable word of fart. Farts usually follow a day of drinking draft beer and eating soft-boiled eggs, whereas a poot is usually let loose on a church pew after a healthy breakfast of grapefruit and bran muffins. Both can have nosehair curling stench and loud re-verberating echoes, however the poot is usually excused as "God's Little Airhorn".
Gospel singer: "Gosh, I just let a little poot. I'm so embarrased." **blush**
Motorcycle mechanic: "Jesus, I almost shit myself with that air biscuit. Bring me another PBR"
Gospel singer: "That's so disgusting"
Motorcycle mechanic: "Baahh, man up and grow a pair, ya little sissy" **belch**
Motorcycle mechanic: "Jesus, I almost shit myself with that air biscuit. Bring me another PBR"
Gospel singer: "That's so disgusting"
Motorcycle mechanic: "Baahh, man up and grow a pair, ya little sissy" **belch**
by SenorMusk August 28, 2007
verb; 1. The act of accidentally biting or scathing one's genitalia with the teeth during oral stimulation; 2. To rub without proper lubrication or apply pressure enough to cause dissatisfaction to the genitalia during sexual intercourse;
"If you poote my penis again you are going to recieve a black eye"
"Please do not poote my clitoris, it hurts"
noun form: pooter - "She gave me a pooter last night and now my penis is sore"
"Please do not poote my clitoris, it hurts"
noun form: pooter - "She gave me a pooter last night and now my penis is sore"
by Oil Field Trash November 23, 2006
A poop-toot. Usually occurs when someone is feeling gassy and bloated and tries to push a little fart out to relieve some pressure. The end result is a runny, light brown mess soaking up your underpants.
by michael "i'm way too" long July 17, 2006